68 Movie Quotes about Uniforms (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

Updated: Oct 15, 2025

Memorable quotes about uniforms, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

11 This is a maid? I thought maids had short skirts with white hats and black silk stockings.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

12 That's the fourth maid this week. -The fourth? I only remember three. -Oh, you didn't see one of them. She didn't even put on a uniform. She just walked in the bedroom, saw a mop, got scared and ran out of here.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

13 What idiot dressed you in that outfit? -You did.

Michael J. Fox as Marty Mcfly; Christopher Lloyd as Dr. Emmett Brown in Back to the Future Part III

14 What if, at a key moment in the game, my uniform bursts open and, oops, my bosoms come flying out? That might draw a crowd, right?

Madonna as All The Way Mae Mordabito in A League of Their Own

15 I guess you think you're, you know, like an authority figure. That stupid _ing uniform, huh, buddy? King clip-on tie there. Big _ing man, huh?

Steve Buscemi as Carl Showalter in Fargo

16 Easy, easy. Don't worry. I know where we can get some cookies so valuable that they are hand delivered by uniformed officers.

Bruce Willis as Rj in Over the Hedge

17 And this ain't the Army. You are a sailor! So get out of that frizzly Army-looking shirt and stop smoking that dope! You hear me?

Marlon Brando as Colonel Walter Kurtz in Apocalypse Now

18 Holy haberdashery! That can't be regulation prison uniform, can it?

Burt Ward as Robin in Batman (1966)

19 Why are you looking at me like that? -They made your uniform out of my blanket!

Peter Robbins as Charlie Brown; Christopher Shea as Linus Van Pelt in Charlie Brown's All Stars!

20 The enemy may come individually or he may come in strength. He may even come in the uniform of our own troops. But however he comes, we must stop him.

Sterling Hayden as General Jack D. Ripper in Dr. Strangelove

68 Movie Quotes about Uniforms (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

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