Had I known you were around this neck of the woods, I'd have posted signs saying keep out, but, unfortunately, you couldn't have read them.

— Will Cantrell (Walter Pidgeon)

10 seconds sound clip from the Dark Command (1940) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:12:53 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- Thanks. (2)

- Now, now, now. Don't worry. I'll make myself personally responsible for his safety and comfort.

- Ah, you're prettied up fit to kill. Have a drink.

- No, thanks.

- I have a feeling that your stay with us is going to be rather brief, so I'd like to extend every hospitality.

- Had I known you were around this neck of the woods, I'd have posted signs saying keep out, but, unfortunately, you couldn't have read them.

- You learned me to read figures pretty good, though. There's some don't quite add up.

- What's that?

- General Beauregard and the fifth army are a long ways from here, yet that doohickus on your collar says fifth army.

- What sort of doohickus would you like on the uniform of your firing squad?

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