294 Wordplay Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 14

Updated: Oct 17, 2026

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131 Surely you can't be serious? -I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

Robert Hays as Ted Striker; Leslie Nielsen as Dr. Rumack in Airplane (1980)

132 Wow, man. That's the first time I ever seen one of them. Part cat, part house. You must be one of them house cats. That's pretty good. House cat.

Quote from Garfield on the Town

133 One thing every rooster's gotta know is the answer to the old question, why does a chicken cross the road? The answer is: to have a ball.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

134 Ha ha ha, yes you see, we have a plan of a plin of a plon of a ploof.

Spike Milligan in The Goon Show

135 Me, too. -Me three!

John Fiedler as Piglet; Jim Cummings as Winnie the Pooh, Tigger; Tigger in A Very Merry Pooh Year

136 I can't understand you. -What? My hand's in a tan shoe? -What? Japan's eating lamb stew?

137 And look over there. See? These are ants. They're not aunts, they're ants. It's an ant farm.

Ally Sheedy as Stephanie Speck in Short Circuit (1986)

138 A bricken-bracken's broken in the sprocket locket.

George O'Hanlon as George Jetson in Jetsons: The Movie (1990)

139 Since when does a valentine need gunpowder? -Since I took over the special defects. Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Paul Winchell as Tigger; Ken Sansom as Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

140 You certainly know how to put a man in his planet.

James Stewart as Alfred Kralik in The Shop Around the Corner (1940)