284 Wordplay Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 27

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A selection of wordplay quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

261 He was a thoughtful husband, Henry. It was he who invented the short cut to divorce.

Vincent Price as Professor Henry Jarrod in House of Wax (1953)

262 She's put the elevators out of commission, commissioner.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

263 All her bridal bower becomes a burial bier of bitter bereavement.

Leon Greene as Miles Gloriosus in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

264 Very good. Can you say, Titus the tailor told ten tall tales to Titania the titmouse?

Zero Mostel as Pseudolus in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

265 What's the name of this road? -Avery Avenue. -Then we must explore... Avery Avenue.

Harry H. Corbett as Sergeant Sidney Bung in Carry On Screaming!

266 But after all, like the prisoner said when the hangman couldn't find the rope, 'no noose is good noose!'

Dick Powell as Jimmy in Christmas in July (1944)

267 How's everything? -Just like show business. There is no business.

Humphrey Bogart as Dix Steele in In a Lonely Place

268 Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say, Mr. Gordon M. Sumner?

Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

269 He said gorilla, not guerrilla. Guer. Go. Huge difference, kids. Huge difference.

Martin Short as Martin Harvey in Captain Ron

270 My father is a medical master. I'm the son of the master. Master father, master son. Father and son masters.

Quote from Return of the Bastard Swordsman