And the only reason why I'm not roaring with laughter is because someone killed my favorite second cousin and that's a big...

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8 seconds sound clip from the Last Action Hero movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:37:35 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- Hi. I'm Jack Slater's new partner. Jack and I will be working together for the duration of the film.

- You know I'm right. If this was the real world, I mean, they wouldn't make me your partner. They'd assign me to a social worker.

- Here's one. Tell me how I know they tortured Frank and then stashed him behind his front door.

- Because I saw it all on screen, because this is a movie.

- You're very clever.

- And the only reason why I'm not roaring with laughter is because someone killed my favorite second cousin and that's a big...

- Big mistake. That is what you were going to say, right? Gee, how would I know that?

- No one likes a smart-ass.

- Okay. Then shoot me. That's right. Take your gun, point it at my head and pull the trigger. Come on, do it. I double dare you.

- You're not going to do it, are you? And do you know why? Because people like you don't kill kids in movies. Because, believe it or not, Jack, you're the good guy.

- You really believe that we're inside a movie, don't you?

- All right. I'll give you 10 minutes to prove it and then I shoot you.

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Top rated lines from this movie

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No sequel for you.

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The best lines and quotes from the movie Last Action Hero (1993), with sound bites, as rated by movie-sounds.org's visitors.

Actors: Arnold Schwarzenegger (Jack Slater), Austin O'Brien (Danny Madigan), Charles Dance (Mr. Benedict), Anthony Quinn (Tony Vivaldi)

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