You know I'm right. If this was the real world, I mean, they wouldn't make me your partner. They'd assign me to a social worker.
9 seconds sound clip from the Last Action Hero movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:37:17 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- All right, son, I've got the perfect listener for you. Meet your new partner.
- You're going to love it, Jack. I mean, we're perfect buddy-movie material.
- I'll teach you to be vulnerable, you'll teach me to be brave.
- Hi. I'm Jack Slater's new partner. Jack and I will be working together for the duration of the film.
- Here's one. Tell me how I know they tortured Frank and then stashed him behind his front door.
- Because I saw it all on screen, because this is a movie.
- Big mistake. That is what you were going to say, right? Gee, how would I know that?
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