Look, the point is there are no unattractive women here. I mean, where are the ordinary, every-day women? They don't exist, because this is a movie.

13 seconds sound clip from the Last Action Hero movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:40:03 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- That's why we have area codes.

- Is this your kid?

- This? Oh, no. This is a mental patient and I'm going to take him downtown. Come on.

- Okay, I got one. What about this girl right here?

- She is way too attractive to be working at a video store.

- I agree with you. I think she should be working with us. Undercover, of course.

- Look, the point is there are no unattractive women here. I mean, where are the ordinary, every-day women? They don't exist, because this is a movie.

- No. This is California.

- And by the way, thanks. I think it was really slick, the way you got this girl's phone number.

- Okay, Mr. Non-believer. I'll take you to the house where your cousin Frank was tortured. I've seen it, on screen.

- It's kind of like that one, except it's got to be on the other side of the road 'cause it's got an ocean view.

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