49 Movie Quotes about Bills (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: May 18, 2025

Memorable quotes about bills, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.

Ron Livingston as Peter Gibbons in Office Space

2 Give up smoking, never chew, pay your bills before they're due?

Danny Webb as Woody Woodpecker in Woody Woodpecker and Friends

3 There's two of them. One of them's got a gun. -Did you pay the gas bill?

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas; Jeff Daniels as Harry Dunne in Dumb and Dumber

4 Did you hear the one about the girl who didn't pay her exorcist bill? Her soul got repossessed.

Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters

5 As long as I pay the bills, I do what I want at this table. Case in point.

Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins in The Nutty Professor (1996)

6 Order what you will. There'll be no bill. It's complimentary.

Julie Andrews as Mary Poppins in Mary Poppins

7 To us, those goody-good people who worked shitty jobs for bum paychecks and took the subway to work every day and worried about bills, were dead.

Ray Liotta as Henry Hill in Goodfellas

8 Y'all know she got bills to pay. So come out your pockets and quit being so cheap.

Jamie Foxx as Blue in The Players Club (1998)

9 What'll I do with this year's bills? -Pay 'em next year. Hell, a lot of folks around here do.

John Wayne as Wil Andersen in The Cowboys (1972)

10 Joe, don't I always pay my bills? One way or another? -Well, this time it's just one way.

Annette Bening as Myra Langtry in The Grifters