49 Movie Quotes about Bills (+ Sound Clips)

Memorable quotes about bills, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Give up smoking, never chew, pay your bills before they're due?

Quote from Woody Woodpecker and Friends

2 You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.

Ron Livingston as Peter Gibbons in Office Space

3 Did you hear the one about the girl who didn't pay her exorcist bill? Her soul got repossessed.

Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters

4 As long as I pay the bills, I do what I want at this table. Case in point.

Quote from The Nutty Professor (1996)

5 Order what you will. There'll be no bill. It's complimentary.

Quote from Mary Poppins

6 What'll I do with this year's bills? -Pay 'em next year. Hell, a lot of folks around here do.

Quote from The Cowboys (1972)

7 No dice, Doll-face. You're a client. That's one thing I've learned about clients. Dead ones don't pay their bills.

Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

8 Ah, there's a relief. Postcard. Wonder who it's from. Pretty sneaky, the gas company, to send a bill on the back of a postcard.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

9 I know how much your gas bill is. 93 cents. -That's right. -See? Oh, by the way, congratulations on that 93-cent gas bill. Mrs. Schwartz told me that you broke the all-time low gas bill record, set by the Keyer brothers in 1931.

Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955)

10 I never knew I had so many faults. I never felt so completely miserable. -Wait until you get my bill.

Peter Robbins as Charlie Brown; Pamelyn Ferdin as Lucy Van Pelt in A Boy Named Charlie Brown