50 Movie Quotes about Bills with AudioUpdated: Oct 31, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 Give up smoking, never chew, pay your bills before they're due? Quote from Woody Woodpecker and Friends 2 You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either. Ron Livingston as Peter Gibbons in Office Space 3 Did you hear the one about the girl who didn't pay her exorcist bill? Her soul got repossessed. Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters 4 As long as I pay the bills, I do what I want at this table. Case in point. Quote from The Nutty Professor (1996) 5 Order what you will. There'll be no bill. It's complimentary. Quote from Mary Poppins 6 No dice, Doll-face. You're a client. That's one thing I've learned about clients. Dead ones don't pay their bills. Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid 7 I know how much your gas bill is. 93 cents. -That's right. -See? Oh, by the way, congratulations on that 93-cent gas bill. Mrs. Schwartz told me that you broke the all-time low gas bill record, set by the Keyer brothers in 1931. Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955) 8 What'll I do with this year's bills? -Pay 'em next year. Hell, a lot of folks around here do. Quote from The Cowboys (1972) 9 Ah, there's a relief. Postcard. Wonder who it's from. Pretty sneaky, the gas company, to send a bill on the back of a postcard. Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955) 10 Bills, bills, bills. It's positively stultifying. Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck in Daffy Duck's Quackbusters Page 1 of 5 1 2 3 ► >>