57 Movie Quotes about Boats with Audio – Page 3

Updated: Mar 29, 2026

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21 Your boat sank? -No, no, no, not my boat. My boss's boat. Yeah, we hit this reef, huge son of a _. Ran the whole coast. -Wait. The Great Barrier Reef? -You heard of it, huh? Smart lady.

Kurt Russell as Captain Ron in Captain Ron

22 All right. Well, just keep her pointed due north. Don't bump into anything. I'm gonna get some shut-eye.

Kurt Russell as Captain Ron in Captain Ron

23 You must think I'm stupid or something. I look like I just got off a boat?

Joe Pesci as Nicky Cerone in Easy Money (1983)

24 Oh, daddy, I just saw the cutest little dingy.

Jennifer Jason Leigh as Allison Capuletti Ocampo in Easy Money (1983)

25 This one seems seaworthy. -Oh, well, sir, they do, of course, until you get them out in the open ocean.

Frank Oz as Sam Eagle; Tim Curry as Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island

26 There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes and no matches. How did they manage to smoke? They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.

Burt Ward as Robin in Batman (1966)

27 Oh, sorry! Sorry! Hey young lady, this boat has been better days. I'm sorry, we can't carry heavy loads. I'm afraid with your weight, we'd be lucky not to sink!

Quote from Drunken Dragon

28 Ain't all about the size of the boat! It's the motion in the ocean.

Shawn Wayans as Ashtray in Don't Be a Menace

29 I'm sorry, Captain. I will see if your men need any help to repair your boat so that you can go on with your war.

Quote from Apocalypse Now

30 Boats and ho's.

John C. Reilly as Dale Doback in Step Brothers (2008)