57 Movie Quotes about Boats (+ Sound Clips) - page 3

Updated: Mar 29, 2026

Memorable quotes about boats, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

21 Bottom line is they can't drive the boat. They're actors.

Jim Carrey as Truman Burbank in The Truman Show

22 This here the Harvey boat? -Who wants to know? -Captain Ron.

Kurt Russell as Captain Ron in Captain Ron

23 Your boat sank? -No, no, no, not my boat. My boss's boat. Yeah, we hit this reef, huge son of a _. Ran the whole coast. -Wait. The Great Barrier Reef? -You heard of it, huh? Smart lady.

Kurt Russell as Captain Ron in Captain Ron

24 Wait a minute. We don't even know if this thing is safe or not. -Eh, best way to find out is get her out on the ocean, Kitty. If anything's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there.

Kurt Russell as Captain Ron in Captain Ron

25 All right. Well, just keep her pointed due north. Don't bump into anything. I'm gonna get some shut-eye.

Kurt Russell as Captain Ron in Captain Ron

26 Well, dawn comes early on a boat. Right, Cap? -Yeah. Right about that, boss! Happens every morning just about sunup.

Kurt Russell as Captain Ron in Captain Ron

27 You must think I'm stupid or something. I look like I just got off a boat?

Joe Pesci as Nicky Cerone in Easy Money (1983)

28 Oh, daddy, I just saw the cutest little dingy.

Jennifer Jason Leigh as Allison Capuletti Ocampo in Easy Money (1983)

29 This one seems seaworthy. -Oh, well, sir, they do, of course, until you get them out in the open ocean.

Frank Oz as Sam Eagle; Tim Curry as Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island

30 There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes and no matches. How did they manage to smoke? They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.

Burt Ward as Robin in Batman (1966)