- We'll use one of my daddy's boats, and I will personally finance the voyage for the treasure myself.
- You'll do that! Really?
- Certainly. What are rich, half-wit sons for?
— Fozzie Bear (Frank Oz)
10 seconds sound clip from the Muppet Treasure Island movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:21:36.771 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Hello.
- Actually, Squire, we were hoping to meet your father. We need a ship for an ocean voyage.
- You know, the ocean? Uh, the big, blue, wet thing?
- Oh! The big, blue, wet thing! Yes!
- Yes, but we must be quiet about it. There are pirates looking for this map.
- Yeah. And they wanna kill us for it. Isn't that exciting?
- Pirates, eh? Well, that settles it.
- We'll use one of my daddy's boats, and I will personally finance the voyage for the treasure myself.
- Certainly. What are rich, half-wit sons for?
- Well, here's the dock. Jim, where's our boat?
- We're on a dock? No wonder I'm seasick.
- Ahoy!
- Ah, there she is. The Hispaniola.
[...]