Carl Reiner Movie Quotes & Lines – 7 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 The finest officers in the Fuhrer's army. -Former army. -For the moment. But we shall rise again. -We'll see about that.

Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon; Carl Reiner as Field Marshal Wilfried Von Kluck in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

2 Now... we are ready. Our agents have just returned after planting deadly cheese bombs throughout America.

As Field Marshal Wilfried Von Kluck in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

3 Would I be your Reinemachefrau? -Ja, you could, uh you could be that.

Rachel Ward as Juliet Forrest; Carl Reiner as Field Marshal Wilfried Von Kluck in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

4 Reinemachefrau. -It means she could be my cleaning woman.

As Field Marshal Wilfried Von Kluck in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

5 Faint? Ha! Never... Catch me. -Sorry. I'm a butler not a catcher.

Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon; Carl Reiner as Field Marshal Wilfried Von Kluck in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

6 And our friends systematically began to eliminate everyone on that cruise ship!

Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon; Carl Reiner as Field Marshal Wilfried Von Kluck in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

7 Actually, it is too bad you and I are on opposite sides, because I admire your tenacity. Under different circumstances I might have even allowed you to live, perhaps as my valet, or butler.

As Field Marshal Wilfried Von Kluck in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid