Rachel Ward: 10 Movie Quotes with Audio

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1 If you need me, just call... You know how to dial, don't you? You just put your finger in the hole, and make tiny little circles.

As Juliet Forrest in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

2 It was the only place he could experiment with his cheeses without the smell bothering the neighbours.

As Juliet Forrest in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

3 It's really for snakebite, but... I find it works for everything.

As Juliet Forrest in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

4 But what does 'FOC' mean? -It's a slang word. When a man and a woman are in love, the man puts his... -No, no. Written here. F-O-C.

Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon; Rachel Ward as Juliet Forrest in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

5 Poor rummy. How did he get it? -Fell out of a window reaching for a bottle of whisky.

Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon; Rachel Ward as Juliet Forrest in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

6 Would I be your Reinemachefrau? -Ja, you could, uh you could be that.

Rachel Ward as Juliet Forrest; Carl Reiner as Field Marshal Wilfried von Kluck in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

7 How disturbed? -She's been diagnosed as a paranoid hypochondriac. Doctors think she may be faking.

As Juliet Forrest in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

8 Is that all you think of me? Someone who pays you $10 a day?

As Juliet Forrest in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

9 I'm sorry. I just don't like being called a meal ticket.

As Juliet Forrest in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

10 Do I look like a dame? -Not as much as I do. -I haven't turned on the charm yet.

Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon; Rachel Ward as Juliet Forrest in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid