Are you Spayed?

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2 seconds sound clip from the Garfield's Babes and Bullets (1989) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:02:28.569 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- Being a private dick isn't easy with a name like Sam Spayed. But I've got all the requirements. I like babes and bullets. And I look kind of neat in a trench coat.

- More coffee, Sam?

- It was a slow day. The hours seemed to drag by like a New York Giants vs. Brooklyn Dodgers double-header.

- I decided to get a phone.

- As I was leaving the office, I found myself face to face with one of the most beautiful creatures I had ever seen.

- Are you Spayed?

- I never know how to answer that question.

- So what brings you here? And why me? There are a hundred private investigators in town with better offices than mine. Who are you?

- My husband was murdered. You're cheap. Tanya O'Tabby. Will you take the case?

- I had to think for a minute... Sure!

- Judging from the way she was dressed, she was obviously tapping some big bucks.

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Sounds like a pretty tame profession, doll. Not exactly the job where enemies can be made.

Yes. Professor O'Tabby was an insomniac. The coffee kept him awake. He needed very potent sleeping pills to help him doze off at night.

He had fists the size of babies. He drug me into a darkened alley and pounded me into next year.

So you don't think he ever gave in to temptation? -Oh, no. His only weakness was coffee. I rarely saw him without a cup of it in his hand.

But what if I did murder my husband? What would you think of me then? -I'd wait for you to get out of prison, baby. It's not like my social calendar is exactly packed. How long can a murder sentence be, 30, maybe 40 years?

Garfield's Babes and Bullets (1989) Sound Clip

Sound clips of funny lines and catchphrases from the 1989 animated television special Garfield's Babes and Bullets.

Actors: Lorenzo Music (Garfield), Thom Huge (Jon Arbuckle), Desirée Goyette (Tanya), Julie Payne (Kitty), Lou Rawls (Singing voice)

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