Being a private dick isn't easy with a name like Sam Spayed. But I've got all the requirements. I like babes and bullets. And I look kind of neat in a trench coat.

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12 seconds sound clip from the Garfield's Babes and Bullets (1989) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:01:54.182 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- A thick layer of papers was forming around the base of the trashcan.

- An empty bottle of milk lay on the floor next to the couch where I had a business engagement the night before.

- Kitty wasn't much on keeping an office clean, but she could make a great cup of coffee.

- I still remember the day she came in looking for work. She wanted to be a secretary. She had all the requirements: She made a great cup of coffee. I gave her a job. That was yesterday.

- Being a private dick isn't easy with a name like Sam Spayed. But I've got all the requirements. I like babes and bullets. And I look kind of neat in a trench coat.

- More coffee, Sam?

- It was a slow day. The hours seemed to drag by like a New York Giants vs. Brooklyn Dodgers double-header.

- I decided to get a phone.

- As I was leaving the office, I found myself face to face with one of the most beautiful creatures I had ever seen.

- Are you Spayed?

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He had fists the size of babies. He drug me into a darkened alley and pounded me into next year.

So you don't think he ever gave in to temptation? -Oh, no. His only weakness was coffee. I rarely saw him without a cup of it in his hand.

But what if I did murder my husband? What would you think of me then? -I'd wait for you to get out of prison, baby. It's not like my social calendar is exactly packed. How long can a murder sentence be, 30, maybe 40 years?

Sounds like a pretty tame profession, doll. Not exactly the job where enemies can be made.

One word of advice, sweetheart. It's not smart to return to the scene of the crime.

Garfield's Babes and Bullets (1989) Sound Clip

Sound clips of funny lines and catchphrases from the 1989 animated television special Garfield's Babes and Bullets.

Actors: Lorenzo Music (Garfield), Thom Huge (Jon Arbuckle), Desirée Goyette (Tanya), Julie Payne (Kitty), Lou Rawls (Singing voice)

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