Golf seems like a good life, sir. I think I'll buy my own golf ball and join the tour.
6 seconds sound clip from the It's an Adventure, Charlie Brown movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:18:20.147 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
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- Everywhere you go on this golf course, you run into a hazard.
- Half? Why should we give you half of our money? Ten percent is all you deserve.
- And if I tell you half, little window eyes, what are you going to do, hit me?
- So we gave the caddie master ten percent. We each made 90 cents.
- What are you going to do with all that money, Marcie?
- Golf seems like a good life, sir. I think I'll buy my own golf ball and join the tour.
- I guess I've made up my mind. Yes, the blue one, please.
- Oh, no! It's a dirty, rotten, kite-eating tree.
- You've been waiting all winter for me, haven't you?
- Well, you're not going to get this kite because I'm gonna...
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