I can't tell a par from a birdie, sir.
3 seconds sound clip from the It's an Adventure, Charlie Brown movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:10:27.513 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Boy, life is sure strange. And they say we only come this way once. What did I come this way for?
- I'm going to be a caddie, Marcie. This is a job application for the country club.
- Can you carry a bag of golf clubs, sir?
- Carry? I thought a caddie just drove the golf cart.
- I can't tell a par from a birdie, sir.
- Those are bowling terms, Marcie. Don't embarrass me.
- This must be the country club, sir.
- I think you're right, Marcie.
- Pretty fancy entrance, real stone pillars, and a genuine brass nameplate.
- Yes, sir, we want to be caddies. We think we're highly suited for the job.
- We're not lazy, nor unreliable, nor discourteous.
- Tell them we don't drink wine either, sir.
- What?
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Actors: Michael Catalano (Charlie Brown), Angela Lee (Lucy van Pelt), Earl Reilly (Linus van Pelt), Cindi Reilly (Sally Brown), Brent Hauer (Peppermint Patty), Michael Dockery (Marcie), Brad Schacter (Schroeder)
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