Why do I always have to suffer like this? Why me, Lord? Don't answer that.
— Charlie Brown (Michael Catalano)
8 seconds sound clip from the It's an Adventure, Charlie Brown movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:26:19.341 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Well, that needs a little work, Milo.
- How many bases did you steal last year?
- None.
- And how many did you steal the year before that?
- None.
- And how about the year before that?
- I haven't been alive that long!
- Where will you be spending the night, Charles?
- Good, I was worried about you.
- Don't worry, Ruby. It's very comfortable.
- Lord, I have a question for you. Why am I sleeping in a cardboard box?
- Why do I always have to suffer like this? Why me, Lord? Don't answer that.
- Do you think it would help if I swing three bats before I get up to the plate?
- If you can't swing one bat, how are you going to swing three?
- Why am I sitting here in a box in the rain?
- Because those tiny little kids need me. That's why. They think I'm a great coach.
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