Believe me, Donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead.
— Shrek (Mike Myers)
6 seconds sound clip from the Shrek (2001) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:29:07 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet.
- You know, I think I preferred your humming.
- Man, you gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off. My mouth was open and everything.
- Believe me, Donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead.
- It's brimstone. We must be getting close.
- Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location.
- Remember when you said that ogres have layers?
- Aye.
[...]
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Actors: Mike Myers (Shrek), Eddie Murphy (Donkey), Cameron Diaz (Princess Fiona), John Lithgow (Lord Farquaad)
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