63 Movie Quotes about Donkeys (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Jul 28, 2026

Memorable quotes about donkeys, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 I've created a donkey monster!

Paul Winchell as Tigger in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

2 Hey, you laugh like a donkey.

Frankie Darro as Lampwick in Pinocchio (1940)

3 That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey.

Eddie Murphy as Donkey in Shrek (2001)

4 Donkey, two things, okay? Shut up.

Mike Myers as Shrek in Shrek (2001)

5 The kids, the boys, they're all donkeys! Oh! You too.

Cliff Edwards as Jiminy Cricket in Pinocchio (1940)

6 Donkey. -Santa? -Donkey! -Santa! -Donkey!

Quote from Shrek the Halls

7 Ooh, someplace where there are no honey-munching Pooh Bears, no petrified Piglets, no gloomy donkeys, and no always-bouncing Tiggers!

Quote from A Very Merry Pooh Year

8 I'm a donkey on the edge!

Eddie Murphy as Donkey in Shrek (2001)

9 Donkey? What are you doing?

Quote from Shrek (2001)

10 Absolutely not! Bad Donkey! Go home!

Quote from Shrek the Halls