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You're gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad will give you back a swamp, which you only don't have because he filled it full of freaks in the first place.

9 seconds sound clip from the Shrek (2001) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:26:21 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Down to the last slime-covered toadstool.

- And the squatters?

- As good as gone.

- What kind of quest?

- Okay, let me get this straight.

- You're gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad will give you back a swamp, which you only don't have because he filled it full of freaks in the first place.

- Is that about right?

- You know what? Maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk.

- I don't get it, Shrek. Why don't you just pull some of that ogre stuff on him?

- You know, throttle him, lay siege to his fortress, grind his bones to make your bread, the whole ogre trip.

- I know what. Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village and put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids.

[...]

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Sound clips of funny quotes, famous lines and sound effects from Shrek (2001) soundboard that you can use as ringtones or custom computer sounds.

Actors: Mike Myers (Shrek), Eddie Murphy (Donkey), Cameron Diaz (Princess Fiona), John Lithgow (Lord Farquaad)

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