You know what? Maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk.

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6 seconds sound clip from the Shrek (2001) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:26:29 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- As good as gone.

- What kind of quest?

- Okay, let me get this straight.

- You're gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad will give you back a swamp, which you only don't have because he filled it full of freaks in the first place.

- Is that about right?

- You know what? Maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk.

- I don't get it, Shrek. Why don't you just pull some of that ogre stuff on him?

- You know, throttle him, lay siege to his fortress, grind his bones to make your bread, the whole ogre trip.

- I know what. Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village and put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids.

- Does that sound good to you?

- No, not really, no.

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All right. Nobody move. I got a dragon here, and I'm not afraid to use it.

Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye-bye. See ya later.

Because that's what friends do! They forgive each other!

This marriage is binding, and that makes me king! See? See?

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Actors: Mike Myers (Shrek), Eddie Murphy (Donkey), Cameron Diaz (Princess Fiona), John Lithgow (Lord Farquaad)

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