Let's just say that if a tree falls in the forest, you'll get three stories: yours, mine and the tree's.

Nicky Flippers (David Ogden Stiers)

6 seconds sound clip from the Hoodwinked! movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:12:45.863 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- My granny swooped in and saved me. And the whole forest!

- It was my Red who saved the day.

- Well, it was a group effort, spearheaded by myself, of course.

- You'll be able to read the entire story in tomorrow's column, but I will take a few questions at this time.

- Mr. Kirkendal will be appearing in our upcoming ad campaign...

- I got a call-back!

- No, no, don't talk. Shh!

- Let's just say that if a tree falls in the forest, you'll get three stories: yours, mine and the tree's.

- Well, a bunny gone bad is going away, and you'll wake up tomorrow morning with piping hot tea cakes at your doorstep, same as always.

- Ooh! Those are piping hot.

- So, how about that new delivery system?

- Well, it beats riding a bike, that's for sure.

- Oh, I got horns that hold the muffins and I got horns that hold the pies.

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