I know what. Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village and put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids.

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13 seconds sound clip from the Shrek (2001) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:26:41 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- You're gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad will give you back a swamp, which you only don't have because he filled it full of freaks in the first place.

- Is that about right?

- You know what? Maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk.

- I don't get it, Shrek. Why don't you just pull some of that ogre stuff on him?

- You know, throttle him, lay siege to his fortress, grind his bones to make your bread, the whole ogre trip.

- I know what. Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village and put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids.

- Does that sound good to you?

- No, not really, no.

- For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.

- Example?

[...]

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