Chris Farley: 156 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 3

Movie quotes delivered by Chris Farley, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

21 A spy? A spy is like a gnat compared to a ninja.

Chris Farley as Haru "The Great White Ninja"; Haru The Great White Ninja in Beverly Hills Ninja

22 Where'd he learn to drive? Cooking school?

Chris Farley as Haru "The Great White Ninja"; Haru The Great White Ninja in Beverly Hills Ninja

23 I am very sorry to have to tell you this, but I've discovered that your boyfriend is a counterfeiter and a killer. A man like that, you can be certain he is cheating on you, too.

Chris Farley as Haru "The Great White Ninja"; Haru The Great White Ninja in Beverly Hills Ninja

24 That's very impressive. So are you a ninja? -Yes. Yes, I am. -But you're white.

Chris Farley as Haru "The Great White Ninja"; Haru The Great White Ninja in Beverly Hills Ninja

25 No offense, but if I sent a picture of your mom to some of my buddies at school, she'd definitely be Boner of the Month.

As Tommy Callahan in Tommy Boy (1995)

26 My nose itches. -Don't scratch it. -Feels like there's a bug up in there. -Wait.

Chris Farley as Bartholomew Hunt; David Packer as Bidwell in Almost Heroes (1998)

27 R.T., I lost my virginity to your daughter, for crying out loud! Rob, you were there.

As Tommy Callahan in Tommy Boy (1995)

28 Today you would be basking in the safety of our dojo after a bath where I would bring you soap and sweet-smelling oils that you could rub all over your body, and then... I am sorry. I got carried away.

Chris Farley as Haru "The Great White Ninja"; Haru The Great White Ninja in Beverly Hills Ninja

29 That's another one of those freaky words. -Limit.

As Mike Donnelly in Black Sheep (1996)

30 Don't you know any other goddamn tune? Huh? -No, sir.

As Bartholomew Hunt in Almost Heroes (1998)