Chris Farley: 156 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 2

Movie quotes delivered by Chris Farley, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

11 And every time I drive down the road, I want to jerk the wheel into a goddamn bridge embankment!

As Tommy Callahan in Tommy Boy (1995)

12 Enough! Do you want my head to explode? In the name of all that is good and decent, no more for today!

As Bartholomew Hunt in Almost Heroes (1998)

13 Hold your fire! Hold your fire! It's only a squirrel. -He's got something in his hand! Something in his hand!

As Bartholomew Hunt in Almost Heroes (1998)

14 The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? 'Building model airplanes' says the little fairy. Well, we're not buying it.

As Tommy Callahan in Tommy Boy (1995)

15 Some of them flies were there before I got in.

As Bartholomew Hunt in Almost Heroes (1998)

16 Will that be it? -Let's see, uh... Beans... Rope...

As Bartholomew Hunt in Almost Heroes (1998)

17 And as a pimp, I shall blend into Beverly Hills like MSG into miso soup.

Chris Farley as Haru "The Great White Ninja"; Haru The Great White Ninja in Beverly Hills Ninja

18 Him too 'fraid to get out. He just a little guy.

As Tommy Callahan in Tommy Boy (1995)

19 I seen a bear so powerful that it snapped a man's body in half with its huge jaws.

As Bartholomew Hunt in Almost Heroes (1998)

20 Save yourselves! -Your firearms are useless against them!