Chris Farley: 156 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 9

Movie quotes delivered by Chris Farley, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

81 You wanna be alone so you can shake hands with ben Franklin, huh? You know, polish the pewter.

As Bartholomew Hunt in Almost Heroes (1998)

82 My nose itches. -Don't scratch it. -Feels like there's a bug up in there. -Wait.

Chris Farley as Bartholomew Hunt; David Packer as Bidwell in Almost Heroes (1998)

83 You scratch your nose, you're dead.

As Bartholomew Hunt in Almost Heroes (1998)

84 I got it, I got it, I got it. Mull... Hawba... Tey... Ti... -Yes, it's a tavern.

Chris Farley as Bartholomew Hunt; Matthew Perry as Leslie Edwards in Almost Heroes (1998)

85 Hey, sonny boy... Your mother wants her roasting pan back when you're done playing with it.

As Bartholomew Hunt in Almost Heroes (1998)

86 What weapons do you choose? Pistols, swords, or... bare fists? -Drink. -Drink?

As Bartholomew Hunt in Almost Heroes (1998)

87 You almost got us killed just so you could be famous. Well, I ain't taking no more. I'm quitting this expedition.

As Bartholomew Hunt in Almost Heroes (1998)

88 Here's an idea... You take off running into the woods, and I try to count to 3 before I put another hole in your hairy french _!

As Bartholomew Hunt in Almost Heroes (1998)

89 Wait. How'd you get down here? -We found an Indian trail. -It was very nice. -Yes. They even carved little steps.

Chris Farley as Bartholomew Hunt; David Packer as Bidwell in Almost Heroes (1998)

90 We're family. We're gonna be doing lots of dumb stuff together. Wait till Christmas.

As Tommy Callahan in Tommy Boy (1995)