Chris Farley Movie Quotes & Lines – 156 Classics (+ Audio) - page 9

Find and rate the best quotes by Chris Farley, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

81 They seemed so friendly. -That's the way of the savage. Pretend to be your friend, share a drink, listen to your problems. Next thing you know, they're scooping your brains out with a spoon.

Chris Farley as Bartholomew Hunt; Matthew Perry as Leslie Edwards in Almost Heroes (1998)

82 The buffalo is near now. -Ah, you can tell that just by sniffing its droppings. -No. I can see the herd right over there.

Chris Farley as Bartholomew Hunt; Matthew Perry as Leslie Edwards in Almost Heroes (1998)

83 Uh... I've had my head under a petticoat or two.

As Bartholomew Hunt in Almost Heroes (1998)

84 You wanna be alone so you can shake hands with ben Franklin, huh? You know, polish the pewter.

As Bartholomew Hunt in Almost Heroes (1998)

85 My nose itches. -Don't scratch it. -Feels like there's a bug up in there. -Wait.

Chris Farley as Bartholomew Hunt; David Packer as Bidwell in Almost Heroes (1998)

86 You scratch your nose, you're dead.

As Bartholomew Hunt in Almost Heroes (1998)

87 I got it, I got it, I got it. Mull... Hawba... Tey... Ti... -Yes, it's a tavern.

Chris Farley as Bartholomew Hunt; Matthew Perry as Leslie Edwards in Almost Heroes (1998)

88 Hey, sonny boy... Your mother wants her roasting pan back when you're done playing with it.

As Bartholomew Hunt in Almost Heroes (1998)

89 What weapons do you choose? Pistols, swords, or... bare fists? -Drink. -Drink?

As Bartholomew Hunt in Almost Heroes (1998)

90 You almost got us killed just so you could be famous. Well, I ain't taking no more. I'm quitting this expedition.

As Bartholomew Hunt in Almost Heroes (1998)

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