Chris Farley: 156 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 8

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71 When I am dead and have passed on to the next world, I want you to lower me from these gallows and... kiss my hairy buttocks!

As Bartholomew Hunt in Almost Heroes (1998)

72 Thank you, sir, but I fear inebriation may cause me to forget my manners in such fine company.

As Bartholomew Hunt in Almost Heroes (1998)

73 Next man who leaves for New Orleans will do so with a lead ball in his back!

As Bartholomew Hunt in Almost Heroes (1998)

74 Now, that'd rip your face right off. Right off! There's nothing you can do with that! Just rip it off!

As Bartholomew Hunt in Almost Heroes (1998)

75 Once there was a hawk that swooped down from the sky... Caw! Caw! Caw! And plucked a man's eyeballs out of his sockets. Ow! Aah! The fella was screaming, I'm blind! I can't see! Oh, god! I can't get it off!

As Bartholomew Hunt in Almost Heroes (1998)

76 I just thought I'd tell you there's already a problem with the men's morale.

As Bartholomew Hunt in Almost Heroes (1998)

77 Don't you know any other goddamn tune? Huh? -No, sir.

As Bartholomew Hunt in Almost Heroes (1998)

78 They seemed so friendly. -That's the way of the savage. Pretend to be your friend, share a drink, listen to your problems. Next thing you know, they're scooping your brains out with a spoon.

Chris Farley as Bartholomew Hunt; Matthew Perry as Leslie Edwards in Almost Heroes (1998)

79 The buffalo is near now. -Ah, you can tell that just by sniffing its droppings. -No. I can see the herd right over there.

Chris Farley as Bartholomew Hunt; Matthew Perry as Leslie Edwards in Almost Heroes (1998)

80 Uh... I've had my head under a petticoat or two.

As Bartholomew Hunt in Almost Heroes (1998)