52 Quotes by Clark W. Griswold (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: May 16, 2024

Find and rate the best quotes by Clark W. Griswold, selected from famous or less known movies, radio, and other sources, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Jesus, it's only the biggest goddamn hole in the world.

Chevy Chase as Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

2 Well, I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun.

Chevy Chase as Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

3 Personally, I'd rather see a pile of mud than Eddie.

Chevy Chase as Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

4 I was speeding. I was driving like a maniac. We can all be grateful to this man for stopping us.

Chevy Chase as Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

5 This is no way to run a desert.

Chevy Chase as Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

6 You'll be whistling zippity-doo-dah out of your assholes.

Chevy Chase as Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

7 Married? Oh, you mean those people I'm with?

Chevy Chase as Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

8 You know, in order to be convincing, you have to look and act like an ordinary jerk.

Chevy Chase as Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

9 We watch his program. We buy his toys. We go to his movies. He owes us. Doesn't he owe us, huh?

Chevy Chase as Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

10 How do you like yours, Clark? -Oh, medium-rare, a little pink inside. -No, your bun. Light or dark?

Chevy Chase as Clark W. Griswold in Vacation (1983)

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