A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Quotes with Sound Clips

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Funny quotes from the movie A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966), with short sound clips.

Actors: Zero Mostel (Pseudolus), Michael Crawford (Hero), Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus)

3 more actors

, Leon Greene (Miles Gloriosus), Buster Keaton (Erronius), Michael Hordern (Senex)

11 Very good. Can you say, Titus the tailor told ten tall tales to Titania the titmouse?

12 What is she like? -A face so fair, a heart so pure, sir. If you had been born a woman, you would have been she. -As magnificent as that?

— Miles Gloriosus (Leon Greene), Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

13 Yuck, you! How did you come into money? -An unexpected legacy. My uncle simo, the noted carthaginian elephant breeder, came to an untimely end.

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

14 Madam, at this very moment, the hospitality of your house is being enjoyed by a great captain, Miles Gloriosus. -The Gloriosus? -The the himself.

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

15 A lesson to remember: Never fall in love during a total eclipse. -Thank you, sir.

16 A new god, but a very hard worker.

— Marcus Lycus (Phil Silvers)

17 Ah, the poor creature. Just jab him back into his den of ill health.

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

18 An honest virgin... what a terrible combination.

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

19 Crete? Do not touch me. Do not breathe on me. The plague, the plague!

— Marcus Lycus (Phil Silvers)

20 For us, there will never be happiness. -We must learn to be happy without it.

— Hero (Michael Crawford)

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