- For us, there will never be happiness.
- We must learn to be happy without it.

— Hero (Michael Crawford)

8 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:28:15 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- An honest virgin... what a terrible combination.

- Excuse me. We'll give her a little knock on the head.

- No, I will not use force against her.

- Oh, Venus, why did you bring us together, only to part us?

- Be brave, Hero.

- For us, there will never be happiness.

- We must learn to be happy without it.

- When will the captain take me?

- In due time, you will be taken, but not in the garden. Inside.

- But how shall I know when he arrives?

- He'll knock on the door three times. Now just go upstairs and wait. My mistress's bedroom... the green one.

- Go, go. Up, up, up, go, go, go.

- Master? Master, she will go with you, I promise.

[...]