A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Quotes with Sound Clips

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Funny quotes from the movie A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966), with short sound clips.

Actors: Zero Mostel (Pseudolus), Michael Crawford (Hero), Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus)

3 more actors

, Leon Greene (Miles Gloriosus), Buster Keaton (Erronius), Michael Hordern (Senex)

41 My virgin? -I am not a virgin. -Those filthy pirates.

42 No? Try fertilla, the populator. Three hundred pounds of fertile flesh. Has produced 18 healthy little slaves... And is capable of producing 18 more.

43 Now, the secret of the action... The secret of the action is in the wrist. It's got to flow. You're jerking. There. There.

44 Oh, the maid. The new maid. The very new maid. Knock three times, and she's yours.

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

45 Silence! I'm about to say the sooth.

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

46 Stand aside, everyone. I take large steps.

— Miles Gloriosus (Leon Greene)

47 That one is very good. He really makes it look as though he landed on his head.

— Miles Gloriosus (Leon Greene)

48 There is something about that you-know-what that you do not know what.

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

49 Wait! A brilliant idea. -Yes! -That's what we need... a brilliant idea.

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

50 Was 1 a good year?

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

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