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Movie-Sounds.org › Classic Movie Quotes › A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Oh, the maid. The new maid. The very new maid. Knock three times, and she's yours.

— Pseudolus (Zero Mostel)

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7 seconds sound clip from the A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:00:27 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- What do we do now?

- I'll deal with the master.

- You just see to that hourglass and keep those sands from running out...

- I'll be grateful to you as long as I live, if I live that long.

- Master!

- All right, where is she?

- Who?

- The new maid.

- Oh, the maid. The new maid. The very new maid. Knock three times, and she's yours.

- Ah-ah-ah. What about my passion potion?

- Start without it.

- House of Lycus?

- Yes, what about it?

- Acrobats for the orgy.

- That way.

- Thanks.

- Sorry, wrong maid.

[...]

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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Sound Clip

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966) poster

Funny quotes from the movie A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966), with short sound clips.

Actors: Zero Mostel (Pseudolus), Michael Crawford (Hero), Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus), Leon Greene (Miles Gloriosus), Buster Keaton (Erronius), Michael Hordern (Senex)

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