A Shot in the Dark (1964) Quotes with Sound Clips

A Shot in the Dark (1964) posterListen to the funniest quotes from A Shot in the Dark (1964), accompanied by short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Peter Sellers (Inspector Jacques Clouseau), Herbert Lom (Commissioner Charles Dreyfus), George Sanders (Monsieur Benjamin Ballon), Elke Sommer (Maria Gambrelli)

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1 Would you like to examine the body? -I would be delighted. -This way, sir.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers), Monsieur Benjamin Ballon (George Sanders)

2 Ooh. Careful, monsieur, with me. Do not tangle with me. I'm a trained expert in karate. My hands are lethal weapons.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

3 I believe everything. And I believe nothing. I suspect everyone. And I suspect no one.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

4 And the reason she was unconscious because she had received a beump upon the head. -A what? -A beump.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

5 Facts, Hercule. Facts. Behind them lies the whole fabric of deductive truth. Now, Hercule, let us examine these facts.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

6 I suggest you have your architect investigated as well.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

7 Listen, you, you daydreaming fool. What are you doing there? I mean... Can't you pay attention when I'm talking? Don't you know what I was saying? You're not listening to me.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

8 Nice balloons. -Do you have a licence to sell these balloons? -Licence?

Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

9 Somebody was hiding in that closet, and when they opened the door she received a beump upon the head.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

10 Well, now... are you comfortable? -They should have chairs like this in the prison. -Yes, yes. Most certainly they should. As I recall, the furniture is deplorable. Extremely bad taste. -Terrible. One might as well sit on the floor.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

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