- Just for that, you don't get the job I was gonna give you.
- What job?
- Secretary of War!
- All right, I take it.
- Sold!

5 seconds sound clip from the Duck Soup (1933) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:26:09.368 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Is it male or female?

- No, I don't think so.

- Is he dead?

- Who?

- I don't know.

- I give up!

- I give up, too.

- Now I ask you another one. What is it got a big black mustache, smokes a big black cigar, and he's a big pain in the neck?

- Don't tell me. Has a big black mustache, smokes a big black cigar, and is a big pain in the... Does he wear glasses?

- That's right. You guess it quick.

- Just for that, you don't get the job I was gonna give you.

- What job?

- Secretary of War!

- All right, I take it.

- Sold!

(FUNNY HORNS HONKING)

- You know, I'd be lost without a telephone.

- Hey, don't go away, I wanna talk to you.

- Now, where were we? Oh, yes! Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we oughta have?

[...]

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Actors: Groucho Marx (Rufus T. Firefly), Chico Marx (Chicolini), Zeppo Marx (Lt. Bob Roland), Margaret Dumont (Mrs. Gloria Teasdale)

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