In the second mood, madam, he stares at me, appears to be listening intently, but in reality, he is asleep with his eyes wide open, daydreaming, and if I ask him a question, he falls off his seat.
— Auguste Topaze (Peter Sellers)
14 seconds sound clip from the Mr. Topaze (1961) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:38:55 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
