- I don't believe I've ever seen you at our services before.
- That's because I've been on the wagon.
- Please!

7 seconds sound clip from the Some Like It Hot movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:05:33 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- We're all set. When's the kickoff?

- Look, Chief, I better blow, 'cause if Colombo sees me, it's gonna be good-bye, Charlie.

- Good-bye, Charlie.

- Give me five minutes. Then hit 'em with everything you got.

- You betcha.

- Good evening, sir. I'm Mr. Mozarella. What can I do for you?

- I come to the old lady's funeral.

- I don't believe I've ever seen you at our services before.

- That's because I've been on the wagon.

- Please!

- Where they having the wake? I'm supposed to be one of the pallbearers.

- Show the gentleman into the chapel. Pew number three.

- Yes, Mr. Mozarella. This way, sir.

- Well, if you gotta go, that's the way to do it.

- Follow me, please.

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