- I wipe my own ass.
- Me, too.
— Nazo (Rob Schneider)
4 seconds sound clip from the Big Daddy movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:13:21.177 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
(Roller skater falling in water)
- My God. There's a stick there. Somebody should move it.
- All right, now, what way would you put that on?
- This Columbo, he pretends to be stupid. But he's really smart as a tack.
- You put the vane on down there, then this bolt comes up.
- Me, too.
- So, Mr. Ass-wiper, what's this guy's name?
- I like his flippers. Does he ever take 'em off?
- No.
- How about if he goes bowling?
- They don't make him wear bowling shoes? They let him wear the flippers?
- Yes.
- Really?
- I had a doll like that one time. But my cat, he bite his head off.
- What kind of cat would do that?
[...]