Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Quotes with Sound Clips

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Quotes from the movie Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, featuring sound bites of the best lines.

Actors: Steve Martin (Rigby Reardon), Rachel Ward (Juliet Forrest), Carl Reiner (Field Marshal Wilfried von Kluck)

111 As I opened the locker, I noticed a handsome guy in a gray pinstripe watching me.

112 As I started my search for a blonde spy, I tried to get rid of the image of Juliet storming out of my office with toothpaste on her shoes.

113 As I stood there kissing Juliet, I thought of nothing but hanging up my gun, and spending the rest of my days in that ivy-covered cottage.

114 As soon as we went into a tunnel, Handsome popped in and started looking for a match... in my pockets.

115 At first your father unknowingly gave this swine information because

116 At least we got Terre Haute, India... na.

117 Barbasol, Barbasol, no brush, no lather, no rub-in. Wet your razor then begin, Barbasol, Barbasol. Oompah, oompah, oompah, oompah, Barbasol.

118 Better make it look good. If anything fishy happens to me, the FBI...

119 Breakfast? You're late for lunch, pal. It's two o'clock. -Two o'clock?

120 But how could I explain that a man in my business can't take on a wife, have a bunch of kids.

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