Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Quotes with Sound Clips

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Quotes from the movie Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, featuring sound bites of the best lines.

Actors: Steve Martin (Rigby Reardon), Rachel Ward (Juliet Forrest), Carl Reiner (Field Marshal Wilfried von Kluck)

461 The first on my list was Monica Stillpond, a bombshell who once told me she would do anything for anybody, anywhere, at any time.

462 The guard looks suspicious. Can you act like I'm your ma? -Sure.

463 The idea of two men beating each other to a pulp makes me ill.

464 The last thing I expected to see was Juliet and her father, alive, talking with their butler, who was dressed in a Nazi uniform.

465 The man in the next compartment's smoking a vile cigar. I had to come in here.

466 The next day I tailed Kitty Collins to a fancy restaurant.

467 The next day, I hooked a big fish: A fat one who sweats a lot.

468 The next one on my list was Doris Devermont, an old flame of mine.

469 The only name on the list that wasn't crossed out was Swede Anderson.

470 The paper said you were hit in the head by a flying wrench in the machine shop last month.

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