- Why aren't women allowed to go to stonings, Mum?
- It's written, that's why.
5 seconds sound clip from the Life of Brian movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:10:47.806 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Yes, yes. Absolutely, Reg. Yes, I see.
- Oh, come on, Brian. They're gonna stone him before we get there.
- Hey, get off her. That's disgusting. What are you trying to do there?
- It's the chap with a big nose's fault. He started it all.
- Oh, I hate wearing these beards.
- Why aren't women allowed to go to stonings, Mum?
- Oh, look, I haven't got time to go to no stonings. He's not well again.
- No, they got them up there, lying around on the ground.
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