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Movie-Sounds.org › Comedy Movie Quotes › Monty Python's Life of Brian

I'm a poor man. My sight is poor. My legs are old and bent.

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5 seconds sound clip from the Life of Brian movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:29:47.650 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- And it's safe to walk in the streets at night now.

- Yeah, they certainly know how to keep order. Let's face it, they're the only ones who could in a place like this.

- All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

- Brought peace.

- Oh, peace! Shut up!

(Loud banging on door)

- I'm a poor man. My sight is poor. My legs are old and bent.

- It's all right, Matthias.

- It's all clear.

- Well, where's Reg?

- Oh, Reg. Reg, Judith.

- What went wrong?

[...]

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Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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