Oh, what wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face! I sometimes hang awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face.
— (Michael Palin)
9 seconds sound clip from the Life of Brian movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:36:08.008 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Proper little jailer's pet, are we?
- You must've slipped him a few shekels.
- Slipped him a few shekels? You saw him spit in my face.
- Well, it's not exactly friendly, is it. They have me in manacles.
- Manacles? My idea of heaven is to be allowed to be put in manacles... just for a few hours.
- They must think the sun shines out of your ass, son.
- Oh, lay off me! I've had a hard time!
[...]