Citizens, we have Samson the Sadducee Strangler, Silus the Assyrian Assassin, Several seditious scribes from Caesarea.
— (Graham Chapman)
11 seconds sound clip from the Life of Brian movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:16:36.892 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
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- He sounds a notowious cwiminal.
- Do we have anyone in our pwisons at all?
- Oh, yes, sir. We got a Samson, sir. Samson? Samson the Sadducee Strangler, sir.
- Silus the Assyrian Assassin.
- Several seditious scribes from Caesarea. 67...
- Next.
- Yes.
- Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.
- Jailer, excuse me. There's been some sort of mistake.
- Jailer, how many have come through?
- What?
- What?
- You'll have to speak up a bit, sir. He's deaf as a post, sir.
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