Hands up all those who don't want to be crucified here... Right. Next!
7 seconds sound clip from the Life of Brian movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:23:45.195 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- A Samaritan? This is supposed to be a Jewish section.
- It doesn't matter. You're all gonna die in a day or two!
- It may not matter to you, Roman, but it certainly matters to us, doesn't it, darling?
- Under the terms of the Roman occupancy, we're entitled to be crucified in a purely Jewish area.
- Pharisees separate from Sadducees.
- And Swedish separate from Welsh!
- All right, all right, all right. We'll soon settle this.
- Hands up all those who don't want to be crucified here... Right. Next!
- Uh, look. It's not my cross.
- What?
- Um, it's not my cross. I was, um, holding it for someone.
- Just lie down. I haven't got all day.
- No, of course. Look. I hate to make a fuss...
- Look. We've had a busy day. There's 140 of you lot to get up.
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