Monty Python's Life of Brian Quotes with Sound Clips

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Check out some of the funniest quotes from Monty Python's Life of Brian, featuring soundbites and sfx. All the audio clips are in WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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21 Then he, having his way with me, he had... Vroom, like a rat out of an aqueduct! -The bastard!

— (Terry Jones)

22 Those possessed by devils, try and keep them under control a bit.

— (John Cleese)

23 Well, if it's not a personal question, are you a virgin? -If it's not a personal question? How much more personal can you get? Now, piss off! -She is. Yeah, definitely.

— (Terry Jones)

24 Well, if that's how you treat your poor old mother in the autumn years of her life, all I can say is, go ahead, be crucified! See if I care. I might have known...

— (Terry Jones)

25 You don't have to do this. You don't have to take orders. -I like orders.

— (Graham Chapman)

26 All right. Bag of otters' noses, then. -Make it two. -Two. -Thanks, Reg.

— (John Cleese)

27 And the bezan shall be huge and black... And the eyes thereof red with the blood of living creatures!

28 But you can't have babies. -Don't you oppress me. -I'm not oppressing you. You haven't got a womb. Where is the fetus gonna gestate? You're gonna keep it in a box?

— (John Cleese), (Eric Idle)

29 Centuwion, why do they titter so? -Just some Jewish joke, sir.

— (John Cleese), (Michael Palin)

30 Have I got a big nose, Mum? -Oh, stop thinking about sex. -I wasn't! -You're always on about it, morning, noon and night. Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?

— (Terry Jones)

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