Monty Python's Life of Brian Quotes with Sound Clips

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Check out some of the funniest quotes from Monty Python's Life of Brian, featuring soundbites and sfx. All the audio clips are in WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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31 He was a centurion in the Jerusalem garrison, sir. -Really? What was his name? -Naughtius Maximus.

— (Graham Chapman)

32 No, it is a sign that, like him, we must think not of the things of the body, but of the face and head.

— (Eric Idle)

33 Now take my case. They hung me up here five years ago. Every night, they take me down for 20 minutes, then they hang me up again, which I regard as very fair in view of what I've done.

— (Michael Palin)

34 Now, what is your name, Jew? -Brian, sir. -Bwian, eh? -No, no. Brian.

— (Michael Palin)

35 Oh yeah, if we didn't have crucifixion, this country'd be in a right bloody mess.

— (Michael Palin)

36 Silence! This man commands a cwack legion! He wanks as high as any in Wome.

— (Michael Palin)

37 Sir, we don't have a Roger, sir. -What? We don't have anyone of that name, sir. -Ah. We have no Woger.

— (John Cleese), (Michael Palin)

38 Slipped him a few shekels? You saw him spit in my face.

— (Graham Chapman)

39 Terrific race, the Romans. Terrific!

— (Michael Palin)

40 The demon shall bear a ninebladed sword. Ninebladed not two or five or seven, but nine which he will wield on all wretched sinners, just like you, sir, there.

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