Monty Python's Life of Brian Quotes with Sound Clips

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Check out some of the funniest quotes from Monty Python's Life of Brian, featuring soundbites and sfx. All the audio clips are in WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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41 The demon shall bear a ninebladed sword. Ninebladed not two or five or seven, but nine which he will wield on all wretched sinners, just like you, sir, there.

42 We were led by a star! -Led by a bottle, more like! Go on, out!

— (Terry Jones)

43 Well, who cured you? -Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business. All of a sudden, up he comes, cures me!

— (Michael Palin)

44 What have you got to lose? You come from nothing. You're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing! Nothing will come from nothing. You know what they say?

— (Eric Idle)

45 What will they do to me? -Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion. -Crucifixion? -Yeah, first offense.

— (Michael Palin)

46 When you're chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble, give a whistle and this'll help things turn out for the best.

— (Eric Idle)

47 Bloody donkey owners. All the same, ain't they? Never have any change.

— (Michael Palin)

48 A little ego trip from the feminists? -What? -Oh, sorry, Loretta.

— (John Cleese)

49 And thanks a lot for the gold and frankincense, but don't worry too much about the myrrh next time, all right? Thank you. Goodbye.

— (Terry Jones)

50 And the wine. -Yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left.

— (Michael Palin)

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