Monty Python's Life of Brian Quotes with Sound Clips

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Check out some of the funniest quotes from Monty Python's Life of Brian, featuring soundbites and sfx. All the audio clips are in WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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81 By what name are you calling him? -Uh, Brian.

— (Terry Jones)

82 Excuse me? -Yes? -Are you a virgin? -I beg your pardon!

— (Michael Palin)

83 Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.

— (John Cleese)

84 I don't want that Roman rubbish! -Why don't you sell proper food? -Proper food? -Yeah, and not those rich, imperialist tidbits.

— (John Cleese)

85 I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me Loretta. -What? -It's my right as a man.

— (Eric Idle)

86 Lay off! -This is the Messiah, the Chosen One! -No, he's not. -An unbeliever! Persecute! Kill the heretic!

87 Let me come with you, Pontius. I may be of some assistance if there is a sudden crisis.

— (Graham Chapman)

88 Manacles? My idea of heaven is to be allowed to be put in manacles... just for a few hours.

— (Michael Palin)

89 Now, you listen here. He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy. Now, go away!

— (Terry Jones)

90 So always look on the bright side of death just before you draw your terminal breath.

— (Eric Idle)

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