Monty Python's Life of Brian Quotes with Sound Clips

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Check out some of the funniest quotes from Monty Python's Life of Brian, featuring soundbites and sfx. All the audio clips are in WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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71 There's no pleasing some people. -That's just what Jesus said, sir.

— (Graham Chapman), (Michael Palin)

72 They must think the sun shines out of your _, son.

— (Michael Palin)

73 Uh, look. It's not my cross. -What? -Um, it's not my cross. I was, um, holding it for someone.

74 Under the terms of the Roman occupancy, we're entitled to be crucified in a purely Jewish area. -Pharisees separate from Sadducees. -And Swedish separate from Welsh!

75 What are you doing creeping around a cowshed at 2:00 in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.

— (Terry Jones)

76 'Domus'? Nominative? -'Go home'. This is motion towards, isn't it, Brian? -Dative! No, not dative! Accusative, accusative! 'Domum', sir. 'Ad domum'. -Except when domus takes the... -The locative, sir. -Which is? -'Domum'. -'Domum'.

— (John Cleese)

77 'You're cured, mate'. Bloody dogooder.

— (Michael Palin)

78 A balm? What are you giving him a balm for? It might bite him!

— (Terry Jones)

79 And to them only shall be given... to them only shall be given... -What? -Hmm? -Shall be given what? -Oh, nothing.

— (Graham Chapman)

80 Are you the Judean People's Front? -_ off! -What? -Judean People's Front! We're the People's Front of Judea! Judean People's Front! -Wankers.

— (John Cleese)

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