There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists, there are Hindus and Mormons and then there are those that follow Mohammed, but I've never been one of them.

19 seconds sound clip from the Monty Python's The Meaning of Life movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:26:52.052 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- No, no, that's the way it is, my loves. Blame the Catholic Church, for not letting me wear one of those little rubber things.

- Oh, they've done some wonderful things in their time. They've preserved the might and majesty, even mystery of the Church of Rome, and the sanctity of the sacrament, the indivisible oneness of the Trinity...

- But if they'd let me wear one of those little rubber things on the end of my cock, we wouldn't be in the mess we are now.

- Couldn't Mummy have worn some sort of pessary?

- Not if we're going to remain members of the fastest-growing religion in the world, my boy.

- He's right.

- You see, we believe... Well, let me put it like this.

- There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists, there are Hindus and Mormons and then there are those that follow Mohammed, but I've never been one of them.

- I'm a Roman Catholic and have been since before I was born. And the one thing they say about Catholics is they'll take you as soon as you're warm.

- You don't have to be a six-footer. You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You're a Catholic the moment Dad came.

- Because every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

- Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

[...]

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